Comments on Stiff Niffles: Your Scissors and My Cervix: A Love Story

Funniest post I've read in a long time, why have I...

2009-12-16T14:38:31.768-05:00

Funniest post I've read in a long time, why have I missed it?!

God love your boyfriend, he's such good blog fodder.

im scarred!!

2009-12-14T21:18:35.216-05:00

im scarred!!

It has been awhile since I burst out laughing...bu...

2009-12-11T20:39:33.301-05:00

It has been awhile since I burst out laughing...but your boyfriend's comeback to when you could, you know, do IT again was priceless. And women gynecologist can be just as thick. The last time I saw her, they had me nekkid, spread out and riding the silver spurs, she walks in the door with people in the hallway walking by. Thank heavens cooters can't blush but I definitely wanted to stick the microscope up her hoo hoo. In the waiting room. With a web cam running.

@Kath - that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever...

2009-12-11T08:06:22.895-05:00

@Kath - that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! It really just goes to show how some doctors are so desensitized by their profession's that they fail to take into consideration the "human element". For example, your doctor essentially telling his 19 year old patient that she's a slut. Nice.

My mother had cryosurgery as a teen too. Do they still do that? Or has it been superceeded by the LEEP Procedure?

Oh - Biopsies came back fine! All that embarrassement and I don't even get bragging rights.

Back in the 1980s, the doctor who treated my cervi...

2009-12-04T19:47:29.715-05:00

Back in the 1980s, the doctor who treated my cervical cancer told my mother it was caused by a component of certain mens' sperm, so I got cancer because I slept with "too many" men. Too many. Not multiple. Too many.

As my mother's jaw dropped, I said, "Well, if it's caused by the sperm from some men, couldn't it be caused by sleeping with one man?" (I was nineteen but already considered a whore by an Upper East Side gyno.)

Thank God, my mother was as angry as I was and for the right reason. I had cryosurgery with him and then went on a long hunt for the perfect gynecologist. I knew I'd found her when she was outraged at what that guy had said.

I hope your biopsies come back in the clear and you don't have to go back and see Dr. Coldfinger, who appraised your innards like he was making sure your attic hadn't sprung a leak.

I've given birth to 4 children, and STILL am not w...

2009-12-04T15:24:32.035-05:00

I've given birth to 4 children, and STILL am not willing to see a male doctor. Really freaks me out.

Funny post, though! :)

Sounds like something Mr. Peach Tart would say. Ho...

2009-12-02T14:23:25.125-05:00

Sounds like something Mr. Peach Tart would say. Hope all turns out well for you.

Your boyfriend is a legend! Welcome back :)

2009-12-01T19:11:38.003-05:00

Your boyfriend is a legend! Welcome back :)

Hahahaha is it sad that I can TOTALLY relate to be...

2009-12-01T11:35:18.093-05:00

Hahahaha is it sad that I can TOTALLY relate to be worried about "shaved legs" and what not when I go too? First I'm all worried about it, then I say to myself "SELF, I bet this doctor sees WAY WORSE than me" (which may not be true, but I just envision that he looks at Granny vagina all day and mine is actually a treat) and then I think to myself "Why should I shave my legs? This is revenge for MAKING me get this horribly awkward exam!" So basically, you win. Although, I like the lightning bolt idea...Ha!

Awesome! I actually have a male OB. He's aweesome ...

2009-12-01T08:34:57.751-05:00

Awesome! I actually have a male OB. He's aweesome and always cracks jokes with his French accent...hilarious!

I sure hope you are well! Men never change at all...

2009-12-01T03:09:17.973-05:00

I sure hope you are well! Men never change at all, we don't want them too.

Secretia

I screamed at my male doctor a few weeks back for ...

2009-11-30T23:50:11.025-05:00

I screamed at my male doctor a few weeks back for said procedure when he said it wasn;t gonna hurt. He doesn't have a vagina, how the hell would he know?

All the best of luck to you and your lady bits.

My doctor told me I had a cute cervix when I went ...

2009-11-30T19:03:15.711-05:00

My doctor told me I had a cute cervix when I went in for said procedure. Cute. Cervix. From a man whose job it is to investigate cervixes. Compliment or creepy?